Dont Pass Ur Exams
Father To Son: If you Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me DAD..
After Some Days Father: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Shaikh Sahab.. Main Fail ho gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
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