English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1599 views

Hans ker bat

Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni
jaldi kaise agaya?
banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bivi

Bivi:

ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,

Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?

Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai @ @ ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan

Pathan:tum nai hum ko dhoka diya diya hai...
Dukandar:nahi sar hum nai apko asli radio diya hai....
Pathan:abe ghada is par likha hai MADE IN JAPAN magar jab kholo to khetha hai yai hai karachi fm 107.

by hammad (few years ago!)

Common kia hai

Shareef larkiaon aur dianasour me common kia hai?



Saf zahair hai donon is dunia me nai rahe hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)