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Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha

Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha Akal Badi ya Bhains,Sardar Ji Ne jawab Diya Dono Ki Date Of Birth Batao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani

An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.

Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?

Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.

The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction?

Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji: Why have you increased

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A funny accountant visits

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani

in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.

Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?

Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.

The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction?

Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
k Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.

Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.

Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a football match

In a football match.

Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?

Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.

Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kiraya dene ke liye aur 3

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?

Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.

Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?

Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.

Doctor : What’s your problem?

Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?

Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.

Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
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Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.

1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha

“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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