3 din ki mohlat
Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye
aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur
Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views
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