A Sardar ji was doing 'Study'

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
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Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1211 views
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