Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai.

Use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do.

Agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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