Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?

Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.

Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 703 views

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.

To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

centery

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

main pee kr nahin behktaa

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tum to bas apne kaam me

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Santa -Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)