Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?
Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?
Student: Sir 4 Mausam.
Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?
Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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