Search Results for 'sardar'

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical: Examiner

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.

Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.

Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why couldn't the Sardar

Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"?

He didn't know which "one" came first...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.

The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Japanese responded

The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."
Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"

So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.

Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"

"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?































Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj

by Muddassar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar bar me ro raha tha

Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta hai

bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)