Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857
Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8 dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..
Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?
Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 580 views
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Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha
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Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
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boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!
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