Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blueberry Hill

It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny shairy naya andaz

The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbooba



with very zoor shor

the mehbooba jhaaki from the booha

and boli



mar gia kalmuha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho

Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho., Jisse Dil Khush b ho Jaye or Jal b Jaye., Wife: Apke k sb Frnd's me sb se Acchi KISS Krne ka Style Apka h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kia kareena kapoor lata

Karaya daar malik makan se:ap k ghar me jaga jaga chohay nachte pherte hain


malik makan:tay hor k 1200 wich kareena kapoor aa k nachay

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)