Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Film Director to Akshay Kumar

Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am afraid your make of

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gandhi ke bare main

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya
jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke
yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)