Sardar USA mein tha 1

Sardar USA mein tha 1
building mein aag lag gae

Sardar fire fighter se:
tum logo ko nechey phainko
... main catch karon ga.

Pehle 1 larka aya
phir 1 larki
phir admi
phir aurat
Sardar ne sab ko pakar liya

Phir 1 habshi aya to
Sardar ne chor diya aur bola

o kanjro jehray sarr gaye
ne o te na sutto...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views
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