Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.

Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views

women

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

:( :(

My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Utility Store ki Line

Ek utility store k bahar lambi line thi:

1 Aadmi bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr k peechay phenk dete.

Aadmi: Lage raho, Main Bhi Aaj Store Nahin Kholunga. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

janu batao tum

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?

Husband: bohat zyada

Wife: phir bhe kitna?

Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tabiyat nai Theek

santa: yaar tu to aaj doctor k paas jaraha tha, gaya q nahi?

.

banta:yaar woh me kal jaonga aaj meri tabiyet kharab hai..

by Kashif (few years ago!)