BMW mili
Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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