We'll apply NEXT YEAR

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"


Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 786 views
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