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Techer to santa

Techer to santa:oye ye bata k taj mahal kaha hai?

santa:pata nahi
teacher:stand up

santa:window me se dikhay dega kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar Pani

?1 Kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar Pani Pesh Kiya Ja Raha Tha Santa Bhukh Se Behal Ho Kar Chilaya Bhai BIRYANI Milegi Kya Pani Gale Me Atak Gaya Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
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Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum is ladki kojaante ho

Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya

doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:

aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?

Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa's son

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi

Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.

Funny Desi Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa's son

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka

Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I`ve been sending emails

Santa: I`ve been sending emails to William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare is dead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?

Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha.

Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.

Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?

Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was in an airplane going

Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,

Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.

Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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