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Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle

Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the.
Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
Santa:Ye Mera 100Rs Chaba gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede

bhikari- ae bhai 1rupaya dede,3din se bhookha hu

santa-3 din se bhookha hai to1rupaye ka kya karega?

b- wajan tolunga kitna ghat gaya hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.Phr call kiO yaar mera 100rs wapis kro

Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili

Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!
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MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'

Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?

SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
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Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?

by zohaib (few years ago!)
lipton

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

by zohaib (few years ago!)
Santa ne dariya me dubte hue

Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h "neki kr Dariya me daal"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.

BANTA: woh kaise?

SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)