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Papa to Santa

Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?
Santa: Mein han ji.

Papa: Oh kaise ?

Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Kal meri biwi

Santa-Kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gyi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.

Banta-Ab kaisi hai.?

Santa-Ab theek hi hogi. Kal se kuwe se awaz nhi ayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu

Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa yeh batao

Teacher : Santa yeh batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
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Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur kal mein
ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:mere friend ne

Santa:mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile mese meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya

Banta:fir kya hua?

santa:aaj bhi apni bahen ko love msg bhejta he!!!!! :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English

Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi,

FRIEND: Movie ka naam kya tha.?

SANTA: " PLEASE INSERT THE DISC.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai

Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai.

Fir bhi tu iske 25 hazar rupe mang raha h?

Santa : tuje bhais dudh ke liye chaiyebya nain-matakka karne ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.

Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?

Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?

Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
banta -Sandwiches

Santa -Jhooth Muli ke parathe khaye h na?

Banta -How do u know?

santa-Lips Can Lie But Hips Don't Lie!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache

Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache Se pucha- Apke Papa Ka Kya Naam He.?

Bacha Bola- Abhi Naam Nhi Rakha,
Bas Pyar Se Papa-Papa Kehte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to rikshawala

santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya

Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon

santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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