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Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross

Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?

Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO

Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO

ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?

Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch

SNTA:Meri biwi buht fuzul khrch h
Jubse shadi hui he roz100, 200 mangti h

BNTA-Wo in peso ka kia krti h?

SANTA:Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Went To Court

Santa Went To Court

Judge:
“Order ! Order !”

Santa:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink !”

Judge:
“Shut Up !”

Santa:
“No,No..7-Up!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga

Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !

John : Mein marunga to America me girega !

Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Badda dukh hoya

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I got married because

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)