Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
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Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views
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