Santa had twins;
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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