doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:

aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?

Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views

pia ki flight

PIA Ki Flight Mai Captain Acouncement K Baad Mic Off Karna Bhool Gaya.

Captain Ne Kaha: Abhi Mai 1 Cup Coffee Pionga Phir Airhostess K Sath Lait Kar Aram Karun Ga.

1 Airhostess Bhag Kr Mic Off Karne Bhag Rahi Thi Tu Wo Gir Pari,

Sath Baitha Hua Cheeta Bola:
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ARAM SE JAO ABHI TO WO COFFEE PIYE GA.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

soch ko salam

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.

Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Log Hai

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Kaum Hai Doston.

“Ghusse Se Bole Toh Dar Lagta Hai Ke Maare Na”

Or

“Pyaar Se Bole Toh Bhi Dar Lagta Hai Ke Kahi Maar Hi Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)