Santa was in an airplane going
Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,
Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.
Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
Similar Jokes
Shafon suit
Rs 25
Coton suit
... Rs 15
Banarsi suit
Rs 18
Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
Husband:Andhi. dhobi ki dukan hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de dy thakur
Thakur: le ly saly mera b ly jai ka b ly veru ka b ly basnti ka b lu immam shb ka b ly pury gao ka le ly
Ghaber sory yar tu to emotional hi ho gya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Main ne
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..
by KASHIF (few years ago!)
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
.
.
Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
.
.
Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
.
.
.
Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 student class me bahut ochal raha tha
teacher:ap k papa ap ko amrood khilate hain?
Student:g han lakin ap ko kaise pata chala
teacher:ap k ander k keere se
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Height of dedication
Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?
Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Itne Kam Marks?
Do Thappad Marne Chahiye.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us
Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)