Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views

sense

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!)

Love

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Telephone call

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call
one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice
answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy:what is that u keep

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhe pata hai Mere papa

Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?

santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)