Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.

Funny Desi Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views

I sent love leters to my girlfrnd

Boy: "I sent love leters to my girlfrnd everyday for 3years."

Frnd: "Then what happened?"

Boy:"Nothing finally She maried the postman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa foj main bharti hua

santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar pray daily

Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears Says Oey
Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

cycle joke

1 Ladka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
...Qareeb kuch ladkiyan khari thi
Unho ne taliyan baja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Ladka ruka aur jawab diya khali tali bajane se kaam
Nhi chale ga,
Cake to khana hi pare ga.....

by Ahsan Ijaz (few years ago!)