Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.

Funny Desi Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views

Mai Ullu kharedne gya

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?

Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joary

Aik pathan ne 2usry pthan se poucha, joray kahan bnty hn, 2usry ne kaha, asmano per, pehla bola O ME MAR GYA, me to drzee ko de aya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Don'T Have Brains

Gujarati Babu aur Hindi Babu Jurassic Park movie
dekhne jate hain.
Dinosaurs screen ke paas aa raha tha. Gujarati
Babu darke seat ke neech chhup gayi.
Hindi Babu: Kyon Gujarati Babu, kya baat hai? Dar
kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.
Gujarati Babu: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata
hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya
pata?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ji got a SMS

Sardar ji got a SMS from his girl friend: I MISS YOU?

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya
.
.
... .
.
.
.

I Mr. You?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School Bag Bhi Le Jao

Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha..

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief :

Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)