Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.

Funny Desi Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

A japanese came to INDIA..

A japanese came to INDIA...

He took an autto to go to the airport

on the way a honda overtakes
...
Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast

next a toyota overtakes

Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast

Airport came he asked how much??
.
.
Dokara:-RS. 8000

Japanese:- why so expensive??

Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ........very fast.!!.. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Common Sense

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai,
glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi
band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b
toota hua hai…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Teacher to saradar

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Girls ek dosre ko gift

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...
perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
.
.
Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)