A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Guests For Dinner

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good to eat.

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such
things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you
ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
but now it's gone.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Amma Bus Conductar ko

1 Amma

Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.

Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?

Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chahe bana dun

Husband:begum 1 cup chai bna do.
Wife:kia
husband:me ne kaha aik chahe bana don.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)