kiraya dene ke liye aur 3
Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1245 views
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nahin pata?
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agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
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"Auto_me_takli"
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