Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha

Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha Akal Badi ya Bhains,Sardar Ji Ne jawab Diya Dono Ki Date Of Birth Batao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views
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