Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Sardar intrview deny gaya
Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?
Sardar:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!
Sardar:
Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 904 views
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