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Santa after interview

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till
the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess
I showed him the wrong thing!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa nasha main aik sandu se takra gaya

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata
hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa drawing money for atm

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
NO C!!!

Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?



Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
apny nurse boht changi

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.



Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 60th birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girl

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girls

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ne challenge kya

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"
Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bill gates

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business
WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
B7hat bra dukha

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf
35 kilo ka nikla..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hospital main ek doctor se

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize
nikal kar china ka dal diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ki beti

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai
Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa purposed a girl

Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...
Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa amrud bech rha tha

Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)