Santa ki beti
SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai
Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 514 views
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Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
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