Santa ne challenge kya
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"
Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1108 views
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