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Santa ek mobile bechne wale se

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
Logon ne puchha kya huva
Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me
lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I m not married

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis
Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Delhi se Meerut

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to
hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to
Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident hua

Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka
mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera
bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta
mara pada tha...:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa USA gaya

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi
chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa
gya.... :-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Birthday Party

Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday
Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the
Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Brilliant Santa

Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!! ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Janam kahan hua

Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm
kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bulb jalana

Banta: Santa, Bulb Jalana
Santa Bulb nikaal kar Gas Stove par rakh deta hai
Bulb jal gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
T shirt ulti kr ke

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press
kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot
ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Radio pe gaana sun raha tha

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Poti test

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
By mistake

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All
the ladies stood up. santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT
DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Will this bus take me to jalandher

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of
cours

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me india main peda hua

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)