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Dhoni ne 6 mara

Santa & Banta watching match
Dhoni ne 6 mari
Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nhi
CRICKET me hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chawal

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar
Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana
Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kitna chota tanga

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar
Rickshaw Dekha.
SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
House full

Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa
Gaye.
Q? Kyo K
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mari biwi ka accident

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad
News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Eating fish

After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water
Why? Because
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His
Stomach.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lost his cheque book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Stealing a purse

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kill a bird

How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
from there to die.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dand tor dene hain

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde
ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi
gin laye ne.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Parking

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Halmet pehan ker

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne
Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife was Teaching

*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek black aur ek white

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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