B7hat bra dukha
Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf
35 kilo ka nikla..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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