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Santa to banta

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi
hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha
dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I spoke 2 sania mirza

Santa :I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta :Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa :Just
Wrong Number!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki ne janam liy

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Marriage. .

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
First order.

Santa Found Answer 2 d Most Difficult Question
Ever
What Comes 1st dT Chicken Or Td Egg? O Yaar
Jiska Order Pehle Doge
Vo Aayega!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Drink coffee

Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Cricket Ground

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security
Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still
sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for
highlights

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police to santa

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha
tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use
Chuhe Mar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
High alert

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene
gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri
h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police wala

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident kerne per

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police ne kiun pekra

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
To kahan bhete ga

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kal rat chor mare...

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke
alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)