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Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto

Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
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...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
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Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
“Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I Was In A Taxi

'I Was In A Taxi,
When Da Taxi Driver Said:
"I Love This Job.Im indpndnt.Im My....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tough Love A dyin

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
LOVE stands for

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for
L:Loss of Money
O:Out of Mind
V:Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage

Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.

Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne
Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”
Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka
Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mareez vs nurse

Mareez hospital ne nurse se: i love you
tum ne mera dil churaya hai
nurse sharmate howe: chal jhoota hum ne dil nai gurda churaya hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
I LOVE U Ka Kia Matlab Ha

BaCha:
I LOVE U Ka Kia
Matlab Ha

Teacher:Me Tum Se Pyar Karty Hon

BaCha:Miss Me ne To Matlab Poocha Tha Ap To Free Ho Gai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover

TeaCHer: AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover Doob RaHe Hu to Aap Kis Ko BachaoGe?
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StuDent:Doob Jane Do Salon Ko WO 1 Sath Kia Kar Rahe ThAy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boys ka common sense zero

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai
Kaise?
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... .
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Gents toilet me likh ker ayein gaye "SONI I Love
U"
Ab kya SONI wahan padne jaye gi . .?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan khali kaghaz ko

Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha
Punjabi:Ye kya hai?
Pathan:Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai
Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni Girlfrnd

Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni Girlfrnd Ko Wife
Bnana
Arange Marriage Ka Matlb
SoChO
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KiSi Or Ki Girlfrnd ko Wife

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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