Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots

Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots panch bar dekh chuka hun.

Funny Punjabi: Oye: Meine to bas ek bar hi dekhi hai. Pehli bar hi samaj aa gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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