Hindi Boy to Punjabi Boy:
Hindi Boy to Punjabi Boy: Tum yeh belt laga ke bohot funny lagte ho.
Funny Punjabi Boy: Agar mein ye belt na lagaun to aur bhi funny lagunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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