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Police wala

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Car ka accident

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main
so rahaa tha?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Arrest kiun kia gaya hai?

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note
diyaa tha :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident kerne per

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Akhri khawahish

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Headlights

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ambulance or police

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police ne kiun pekra

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
To kahan bhete ga

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kal rat chor mare...

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke
alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shanti ko bulao

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane
ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
shadi ho gai

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin

Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya

Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete He,

Santa: Is Me Mushkil Hi Kiya Hai
2 Hi To Hota Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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