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Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Is line ki English banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa: Itne kam marks?

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.


Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek black aur ek white

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Example batao

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?MSanta : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
I lost a one rupee

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Bahut kamina tha

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Printing Press

Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ? Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Koi acha aa kapra

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me sick

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try
it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife
very sweet.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girls college

Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti
hain.
Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?
Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor, I have a problem

Santa-Doctor,I have a problm.
Dr-Whats ur problem?
Santa-I keep forgtng things.
Dr-Since when you are having this Problem?
Santa-Which problm..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Scooty kab li

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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