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Full form of sing

Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Visits bombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he
shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts
shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Telescope

An astronomer was watching the sky from his
telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star
falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you
made!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My dather dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead
Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naujawano agge berho

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve
num pe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Missed call

Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kaampte kiun ho

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pedhne wala gafha

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha,
padhne wala mahan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I am going to leave you

Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry!
I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Called a doctor

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son
called a doc.
Doc: What happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da
VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a
deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Autowala

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki
hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi
kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Alele akele smose kha rhe ho

Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha
reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raping a girl

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja
sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum
bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aj to che pene ka

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka
maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na
mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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