Headlights
Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 613 views
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Suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
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yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi ki LE rakhi hai..!!:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super pogo joke... ;)
PATI : "Main 5 din ke liye baahar ja raha hoon..."
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PATNI : "Theek hai,
lekin jaldi aakar mujhe surprise mat dena.. warna tum khud surprised ho jaoge."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Girl Was sitting on a park bench....
Funny Begger: Hi sweetheart..!
Girl angrily: How dare U call me sweeheart??
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Begger: then What the HELL R U doing on my BED!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”
Aadmi: “21 No.”
4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”
Admi Bola: “Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”
Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Convent school k bache zoo me-00h! wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb
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Govt. Scool k bache- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty...
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Ek baar Laaloo Yadav, America mein english seekhnein chale gaye.
Kai dino baad Rabri Devi ne America phone milaya aur Bush se poocha,
Laaloo ji ko englis ayaa ke nahin.
Bush replied, nahin, unkaa englis nahin aawat hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or __
WIFE: or KYA? Batao na or kya?
Wife shouted tell me or kya?
Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
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Studnet:
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“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)