Headlights

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 863 views
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A Funny Test

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
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Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban
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Or Agr AP K
SMS Ana Band Hwe To
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Ane wali
'BAKRA Eid'
Pe AP "QURBAN"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
What’s the similarity between sun

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Classic insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bedouins

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert when one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.
Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe
sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
zahar ka easyload

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola Meri saas ko dus lo

Sanp_ Aby kiya dus lon? Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Humans r Soluble in water

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

"Humans r Soluble in water"

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
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