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Raat ke 3 bje

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya –
Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti
to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Cigarette

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh
God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then
he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Brought

Boss Askd Santa
To Get 2 Corner Seats Tickets
For A Movie To Watch With His G.F!

Santa Brought 2 Corner Tickets..
.
.
A-1 And A-30!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aankhey Band Karney Par

Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai

Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar And a Taxi Driver

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My father dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have
Banta: My Dad Killed It

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shouting to his friend

Santa Shouting 2 His GF :
U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Whats tha name of ur car

Santa : Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta : I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa : Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti
Hai Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Driving on wrong side

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road
He Became Upset & Said :
Shit I Think I Am Late To
The Function All R Coming Back

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Texi wala

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
MERI MURGI MAR GAYI

SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI

SANTA- TO KYA HUYA MERA BAAP BHI MARA THA
LEKIN ME NHI ROYA

BANTA -ABE TERA BAAP KYA ANDE DETA THA

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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