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Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log

Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behosh kiyu karte hai?

Circuit: simple hai na bhai, patient khud operation karna seek na le .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room,

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
bakra ya bakri

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Saas ki Demand:

Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand

(SiMple..)

Saas na ho..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
difference

Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte hain and radio mai nahin :P

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Naag! Do Not Punch Me

Naag! Do Not Punch Me
Santa:Do You Know English?

Banta:Yes

Santa:Ok! Tell me What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchmi?
Banta:So Simple Yar, Naag! Do Not Punch Me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Muna bhai to circuit

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?

CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Batti te Batti

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oxford Ka Matlab Kya Hai

Short Man: Mr Funny, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Short: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Auto Me Takli

Sardar 1: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai?

Sardar 2 : Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna'S Gandhigiri

Munnabhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai

Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.

Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .

Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.

Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
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Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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