Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 767 views

teri awaz

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Raat light chali gayi

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it
difficult to sleep at noon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Admi: Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?

Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?

Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
...
Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?

Santa:

Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)