Munna'S Gandhigiri
Munnabhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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