Raat ke 3 bje
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya –
Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti
to mehfooz rehti kya?
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