Texi wala
Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views
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