Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

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