Santa Ki Laash
Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?
Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 845 views
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