Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1001 views

Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?

Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha? Boy: Hathi

UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?

Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Angreji Bolna Sikh Hi Gaya

Ek Angrez Hindi Sikhne Haryana Aaya Aur Pichhle 15 Din Yahi Raha

Finally Usne 2 Sentences Sikhe:

1. Shukar Hai, Light Aa Gayi.

2. Iski Maa Ki… Phir Chali Gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blood Test

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu

Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharafat

Biwi :meri sharafat dekho mein ne tumhen baigair dekhe shadi kar li
Shohar:aur meri sharafat bi dekho me ne dekh kar bi inkar nai kia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)